I don’t really know what to say about this, other than if I didn’t have a TV tuner card — and thereby the ability to record television shows to my computer at the touch of a button — you’d never be subjected to things like this.

Having said that, I’m sure if you’re checking out this site, you’ve got nothing better to do than watch this video. I mean, I did.

Multiple times.

Naked.

Because really, the only thing better than a chick talking about sex toys is a quasi-senile octogenarian trying to figure out the physics of anal penetration with a dildo strapped to her wrist.

Good lord what’s wrong with the Oxygen Channel? (Windows Media Video - 12 megs)

PS: Leave me a comment and let me know if the videos do or do not work for you, so I can figure out which format to upload to. Thanks.