I really don’t ever see anyone famous. Like, ever. In fact, I’ve now lived in LA (or, well, Redondo) for two years, and I can count on one hand the number of famous people I’ve seen. This doesn’t count when I was backstage for a KROQ acoustic Xmas concert, cuz there were famous people all over the place there, but only includes the people I’ve met/seen randomly.

My first celeb sighting was Chester from Linkin Park. He apparently lives in Redondo and was at the carwash that I frequent. That was in the first couple of weeks of living here. After a start like that, I figured I’d randomly bump into rock stars at Albies and McDonalds every couple of days. I was, perhaps, a tad off.

A couple of months later, some friends and I saw Henry Winkler leaving a USC football game. And, finally, a few months ago, I saw Kendall from Road Rules Campus Crawl at Barney’s Beanery, where she’s a waitress or something. That’s pretty much it, I think.

My friend Noah, apparently, is much more lucky. Taken from his blog:

Anyway, so I’m there for an hour and my roommate decides she wants to go outside and smoke a cigarette. we walk to the patio and I get nudged over to the side because people are trying to get inside. Being the people watcher that I am i just stared at everyone coming into the bar. The 3 person to walk past me was Trishel [sic] from the real world las vegas and the 4th person to walk past me was Danny Masterson from That 70’s Show. I was really excited to know that my favorite piece of shit bar was good enough for hollywood. They spend about an hour inside sitting at the stools across from the bar right in the front.

I am not one to think highly of celebrities, pesonally I think that they are overrated and are not as attractive as they seem to be on television. As far as the celebrities i encountered, they were all much more attractive in person.

Now, I’ve never been a big fan of Trishelle. I mean, she’s aite, I guess, but for me, Arissa was always the hot one of the Vegas cast. But that all changed. Oh lord, has it changed. Excerpted from Radar Online:

“The whole cast was drunk or wasted throughout the taping, and everyone was having sex with everyone else,” says the insider. “Not only were there orgies, but at one point someone relieved himself on Trishelle [Canatella, of Real World: Las Vegas and Playboy fame] in full view of the cameras—and, from what I saw, she loved it.” In another booze-fueled bacchanal, we hear Tonya Cooley, the lusty blonde of Real World: Chicago fame, begged co-stars to do lines off her genitals “because it turns her on.”

Noah, you have no idea how jealous of you I am. Simply no idea.

Trishelle…if you’re out there, give a brotha a call. I think we can work something out.