A few notes:
- Is it weird that I’ve recieved roughly the same number of google hits for my name (”Jeremy Abramson”) as I have for supposedly gay quarterbacks from Purdue (”Kyle Orton homosexual”?)
- Also, I think the one person who found my site searching for “Korrean whores” is going to be sorely disappointed.
- I would like to say that the person who found my site searching for “octogenarian anal” was sorely disappointed as well, but I really don’t think I’m in any place to comment on the state of mind of such a person. Let’s just hope they found what they were looking for.
- Halloween sucks. Which means it fits in nicely with other holidays that suck, like New Years Eve and the Fourth of July. As best as I can tell, the only holidays that don’t such are St. Patties day and, well, Passover. Okay, maybe not Passover. But St. Patties day is usually fun.
- It is around 83 degrees in LA today (October 31st). If I have to listen to one more person complain about this nice weather, I’m going to…oh, wait…NO ONE IS COMPLAINING. Sorta makes you pine for that dreary shit we had three weeks ago, doesn’t it?
- I recieved an e-mail from a friend of a supposed “insider”, relative to Laguna Beach (yeah, yeah, I’m sure your friend is an insider too). I tried to relate some of said insider information to some friends at a party. And let me tell you, five or six beers or no, it’s really really hard to come across as a sane and intelligent individual when you’re earnestly explaining to people that Casey is so rich because her step-dad invented the frozen burrito. But, that’s the rumor.
That’s it. That’s the li…oh, wait. Sorry, wrong blog.
3 responses so far ↓
amy // Oct 31, 2005 at 11:11 pm
I think you’ve tried to tell me that frozen burrito story like three separate times, and I immediately forget it due to its insane RIDICULOUSNESS. Plus it’s really hard to listen to you when you insist on giggling like a school girl every time you tell it.
Jeff // Nov 1, 2005 at 9:47 am
I read that frozen burrito factoid in a reputable newspaper. It’s actually true. Also, in the same newspaper, Alex M. admits MTV basically forced her to be friends with Casey (who, by the way, looks like some sort of b-list alien pornstar), which is why you hear Alex sarcastically say “I LOVE Casey” a few times. I don’t know why I’m cool with watching shit like Gilmore Girls and Dawson’s Creek, but I’m a little embarrassed when I have to cop to watching Laguna Beach.
Jeremy Abramson’s World of Jeremy Abramson » Week 13 NFL Picks // Dec 29, 2005 at 12:58 am
[...] The problem is, however, that the Packers blow. I mean absolutely stink. Other than that random “Hey God, can I get a hand here? I mean, I was in ‘There’s Something About Mary’ for Christ’s sake!” game against Carolina where he threw 4 TDs, he’s been absolutely horrid this year. Throw in the fact that the Packers are starting…well, I’m not exactly sure who the Pack is starting at RB. And I think that’s a bad thing. All in all, Kyle Orton or no (who may or may not be gay, according to people who are googling for my site) I think you gotta take the Bears at home here. [...]
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