Is it bad that if I had to list my accomplishments over the past month or so, the fact that someone actually googled “Jessica Laguna Beach Tits” and found my website would be somewhere in the top 5?
I mean, that’s not too bad of an indictment on my life, is it?
People also have [...]

So, both Jeffy and I are 8-8. I know, that’s boring. Perhaps it goes to show that regardless of what you think you know, any moron can bet on football. Or maybe I’m just really bad at this. Whatever. Onto the picks:
Jeremy and Jeffy’s Week #6 NFL Picks

Redskins at [...]

I have a friend named Ben. We all call him BennZ (for some reason, another of our group, Earl, decided that the Z should be in caps. I don’t know if anyone’s ever figured out why this is). These two facts make this…
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…a little more funny (as [...]

Wow.
I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve posted something here that wasn’t about football…so anyway, my fantasy team won this week.
Joking. Although they did win. And the football gods smiled upon me, as Deuce McCallister broke his leg or something, and he’s out for the season. (You may remember him as [...]

So, both Jeffy and I went 2-2 this weekend, bringing out grand totals to a really not very exciting 8-8. There was one slight hiccup though, as Jeff told me the Saints/Packers game was a home game for the Saints. The whole premise of the pick (and the cute little Sonny Bono joke) [...]

With both Jeffy and I deadlocked at a seriously boring 6-6, it’s time for one of us to make a move. As always, my picks are based on carefully thought out criteria and years of football expertise. Jeffy’s picks are based on…well, you’ll see. On to the picks!
Jeremy and Jeffy’s Week #5 [...]

Never one to shy away from ruining someone else’s fun, I’m hereby ending Paul’s “what are the longest ‘conflicting’ T9 words?” game. Translated: What are the longest 2 words that have the same T9 code. For example, to get “Amy”, you’d type in 269. But if you wanted a synonym for [...]

Okay, so I’m not dead. Only sorta-kinda dead. I’ve been very sick lately.
Very very sick.
And not in that “skater pulling a cool trick” sort of way. More in the “101+ degree fever, on the toilet all the time” way.
But I think I’m feeling better. And Norrin is helping, bless [...]

Sigh.
I went 2-2 this week, bring me to a handy 6-6 overall record. I must say, however, that if you EVER catch me picking a team quarterbacked by BROOKS MOTHERFUCKING BOLLINGER against one of the top defenses in the NFL, ON THE MOTHERFUCKING ROAD, please just shoot me in the temple. Please? [...]

Hopefully I can keep the momentum going, after my 4-0 performance last week, but even if I do, it looks like I won’t gain much ground on Jeffy, as we’ve picked the same team 3 out of the 4 games this week. Oh well. On to the picks!
Jeremy and Jeffy’s Week #4 NFL [...]