Sigh. Week 17. Parting can be such sweet sorrow.
I didn’t really put a lot of thought into the picks this week, which is too bad. This is my last — unless I pick the playoff games, which I’ll probably do — chance to get above .500 for the season. [...]

…at least I think it was Cam’ron. Sam actually told me about it first. Regardless, I still say it’s one of the best snaps I’ve heard in awhile:
Fuck bitches?
All I do is fuck bitches.
And after I fuck bitches,
I’m like fuck bitches!

Yeaup. Plus, she got them Gucci nails!

So Jeffy is still busy, and Sam is busy on his “Hey, I’m a Jew / NorCal ‘05″ Tour, so it looks like I’m all by myself this week as far as picks are concerned. And I know things have been slow here this past week, but don’t worry. We’ll catch up soon [...]

Jeffy has been very busy with minor shit like “working” and “making money” so the picks have been spotty at best these past couple of weeks. But have no fear, loyal JeremyAbramson.com™ reader, we have a super special guest-picker in this week.
Yes, that’s right…our own Sam Greenspan (dot com) is taking his turn picking [...]

So, my friend Katie has this expression where she says “[someone's name here], everbody!”. Like she’s MCing a show and the person in question just got off the stage after doing whatever schtick they do that makes them them. So, whenever I say something equal parts inane, inappropriate and nonsensical, she’ll say “Jeremy, [...]

Now, I’m a boy. As such, I like sports (appologies to Brian Jensen here). The thing is, my whacked out brain likes sports in a sort of, well, whacked out way. Like, the sort of way that makes me wonder if anyone else remembers Ron Brown, when he used to play for [...]

Does anyone remember “Days of the New - The Shelf in the Room”? How about “Spot - Moon June Spoon”? Or my personal favorite, “Smile - Staring at the Sun”. I mean, the really good stuff. It’s just not around anymore.
You know who I blame? Not Britney, or Justin, or [...]

A couple of things running through my head whilst football on a lazy Sunday:

If I hear one more football color guy say “keep contain” or “lose contain” — as in “look right here; the linebacker Smith can’t keep contain” — I’m going to stab someone in the neck with a pencil.
The Cribs with the Ying [...]

…and I’m not talking about the Old Testament here. I’m talking about being cheap and saving money.
See, I love saving money…almost more than I love having money. There’s just something about getting that deal that just turns my crank. I blame the Jewishness. Or maybe it’s because I’m completely out of [...]

I wrote the following a couple of months ago; after the fourth episode of this season’s O.C.

This past week’s O.C. was pretty signifigant. The series recovered nicely after an absolutely abysmal start to the third season — and this simply isn’t up for debate; the first three episodes of the season were fucking [...]