Now, I know it’s not quite the ballsack-slappy motion animated .gif picture, but I think the fact that my site is the first to come up when you google for “laguna beach drinking game” is pretty darn cool. (If you missed that post, it’s right here. And didja notice how I slipped the exact [...]

We’re back like vertebrae this week, with a special twist: Jeffy is making his picks in Haiku form. Of course, that reminds me a bit of Gregg Easterbrook, who used to write the slightly-amusing “Tuesday Morning Quarterback” column for ESPN.com’s Page 2, and was subsequently fired for hating Jews or something. Now, I’m [...]