I know…it’s been a long time.
I shouldn’t have left you.
Without a dope blog.
To step to.
Okay, that was retarded. But we’ve got some exciting things coming up!
To whit:

The return of JeremyAbramson.com™ Presents: The Real World, Ultimate Hump List
The return of Wes Keener / Cooter Duke and the story of Utopian Nirvana. Trust [...]

So both my teams lost this week. It wasn’t even close. This, of course, has the added drama of bringing my record even at .500, with one game left: The Superbowl. But here’s the problem: WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL!? It’s Seattle and Pittsburgh for christ’s sake!
Whatever. [...]

We’re back with the next installment of JeremyAbramson.com™ presents: The Real World, Ultimate Hump List.
Check out numbers 58-51, plus the rules, here.
Check out numbers 50-41 here.
40. Irene Berrera-Kearns, Los Angeles (Season 2)
In one of the strangest casting decisions ever, the genuises at Bunim-Murray decided to cast a freakin’ cop in LA. [...]

We’re taking a little break from JeremyAbramson.com™ Presents: The Real World, Ultimate Hump List, just in time for the conference championships. I went 2-2 this past week, picking both NFC games (including a road dog and a home favorite that needed to cover by almost 10 points!), but losing out on both AFC games. [...]

(Editor’s note: At the urging of Jeffy I’ve added pictures, and links to the season for each cast member. So go ahead and check the older post out again, if you didn’t remember who some of those people were. Also, I changed Montana’s ranking, moving her down one spot to 57th, and I [...]

I’ve always had a soft spot for the Real World. I remember watching the first season at my grandparents place in Florida, back in 1992 (Chico cable didn’t unclude MTV until around 3 years later, just in time for the San Fransisco season). I was completely blown away.
I’ve been pretty much [...]

I am the proud owner of a lovely 15” G4 Powerbook, named Norrin. For reasons so boring they make the story of saving money at the Gap seem like news of a leaked sex tape staring the cast of Laguna Beach, I am/was considering selling it in order to upgrade to the newer Intel-based [...]

We’re back with picks this week, trying to edge toward profitability. Picking playoff games is a bit rough, since both teams are, presumably, good squads who have a chance to win. Instead of “fun facts” or “favorite momements” this week, we’re going with another alternative way of picking teams: The number of USC [...]

…but, you know, I told you so.
Here’s a quote from today’s (January 12th, 2006) “Daily Quickie” on ESPN.com, written by Dan Shanoff:
Here’s the thing about Bush: It’ll take an innovative coach to maximize his effectiveness. Stick him in the “Vicksand” of inside-the-box X’s and O’s, and Bush might as well be Dave Meggett.
Here’s what I [...]

(Editors note: I am not a USC hater. I actually go to USC. I’m a Trojan. I wasn’t rooting for them — or against them, for that matter — during the Rose Bowl. My “rooting” interest in college football ended when the Miami Hurricanes decided to stay in Miami for [...]