So both my teams lost this week. It wasn’t even close. This, of course, has the added drama of bringing my record even at .500, with one game left: The Superbowl. But here’s the problem: WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL!? It’s Seattle and Pittsburgh for christ’s sake!

Whatever. I’m just pissed that this was the weekend Jake Plummer woke up and realized he was Jake Plummer, and that someone playing the Panthers figured “Hey, maybe we ought to cover that Steve Smith guy”. So, instead of a potentially intriguing Broncos/Panthers matchup, we get the Seahawks and the Steelers.

Is it summer yet?