I know…it’s been a long time.

I shouldn’t have left you.

Without a dope blog.

To step to.

Okay, that was retarded. But we’ve got some exciting things coming up!

To whit:

1. The return of JeremyAbramson.com™ Presents: The Real World, Ultimate Hump List
2. The return of Wes Keener / Cooter Duke and the story of Utopian Nirvana. Trust me, you won’t want to miss this one.
3. More Real World / Road Rulers on Myspace!
4. My Superbowl pick! Okay, even I can’t feign enthusiasm for that.
5. Other exciting blogportunities!

So stick with me, kids. I promise I won’t do you wrong again.