I don’t wanna give too much away here, but let’s just clear two things up right off the bat:
1. Every day is my lucky day
and
2. I have entirely too much time on my hands.
Having said that, this is easily the stupidest site I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Regardless, [...]

I had a dream about Prince.
Not the up-and-coming first baseman for the Brewers. Not even the British dude with huge ears.
Like, the singer guy. Except it wasn’t really about Prince. It was more about his songs.
I had a dream that some [older] lady was commenting on the best songs ever, [...]

JeremyAbramson.com™ is not dead.
I’m also pretty sure that Jeremy Abramson™ isn’t dead either.
Just so you know.

I honestly don’t care at all about this game. But it’s the difference between a “winning” season and a losing one. The line, I believe, is -4.5 for the Steelers. Which seems a little high. Honestly, I think I’m rooting for the Seahawks, mostly because I don’t like Jerome Bettis, and I [...]

Look for the next installment of JeremyAbramson.com™ Presents: The Real World, Ultimate Hump List coming on Friday. But for now, take a look at even more silly shit people used to find my site.

“jessica smiths boobs“. Type this into Yahoo, and it’ll ask you if you mean “Jessica Smith’s boobs”. (Note the [...]

So, I made this (with a little help).
Is it bad that I think it’s just about the funniest thing ever? (click for full size)

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