The chance that you might need to get “security clearance” makes you not want to post things on your blog.
Also, not having anything to post on your blog makes you want to not post things on your blog*.
*This, unfortunately, doesn’t stop a lot of people.

I just learned that in the cyber-expression “OMGWTFBBQ”, the “BBQ” doesn’t, in fact, stand for Bar-B-Que. It actually stands for “be back quick”.
The impact of this on my life is simply staggering.

I’m 28. As the mature, grizzled veteran of the life process that I so obviously am, I often do things like enjoy swingsets, drink slurpees, and one of my personal favorites, play “Jinx”. For the uninitiated, “Jinx” is when you and someone else say the same word at the same time. The [...]

So, this is a blog, right? I mean, it’s not really a blog. I mean, a blog is something where you, you know, write little blurbs and post links and stuff, right Lyza? To that end:

Happy Pi Day, everybody! This is a festive way of celebrating (make sure your speakers are [...]

Finally! After long last, it’s the return of JeremyAbramson.com™ presents: The Real World Ultimate Hump List! I know you’ve been waiting for it! Don’t worry, the rest of the list will follow soon.
In case you need to catch up with the rest of the list:
Numbers 58 - 51, plus [...]

We’re back with another list of things people used to find my website. With the advent of JeremyAbramson.com™ presents: The Real World, Ultimate Hump List I am, of course, getting lots of hits from people looking for Real World information. And since February was a dark, dark month here at JeremyAbramson.com™, we didn’t [...]

…I didn’t watch the Oscars. But apparently I could vote for them, seeing as the only movie I’ve seen this year that was nominated was Crash, and that won for Best Picture (or perhaps it was “best achievement in picturing” or somesuch idiocy).
One of these days I’ll get around to seeing Jarhead, [...]

In case you were wondering, the answers to the Match Game are as follows:
1 - e (Gary Payton/Noah Krietzman)
2 - g (Vernon Maxwell/Brian Saito)
3 - f (Mark Madsen/Paul Jury)
4 - d (Yao Ming/Dan Reardon)
5 - a (Cedric Ceballos/Sam Greenspan)
6 - b (Darius Miles/Jeremy Abramson)
7 - c (Earl Boykins/Jeff Reguilon)
Thanks to all who played!

It’s Match Game™ time here at JeremyAbramson.com!
While out at a bar one night, my friend Sam started this thing where he equated everyone’s “game” (in terms of picking up chicks) to basketball players. So along those lines, see if you can match the following scouting reports (courtesy of the Jeremy Abramson scouting [...]

In honor of Wes Keener tracking me down, I’d like to tell little story of another time he did so. Now, I can’t quite promise that this will be as exciting as how I got a good deal on clothes from the Gap. But I can promise that it’ll be more exciting that [...]