You ever notice how if you say a word long enough, it starts to sound funny? I think that’s seriously true with the word “both”. Some people pronounce it like “bolth”, but if you go out of your way to stress the “o” sound, it comes out boath (or, perhaps, “bowwth”) but that [...]

Not to go all Tyler Durden on you, but we’re all basically consumers. I admit it; I get a kick out of buying new shit and have, on occasion, bought something just to “have” it. One thing I’ve never had – and never really wanted to have – was an iPod. (Although [...]

Now, everyone knows that a playa loves to cuddle.
In fact, if you check the deleted scenes in American Pimp, you’ll see a scene where The Archbishop Don Magic Juan is tellin’ a bitch how he’s all about the spoonin’.
Okay, so I made that last part up. But it’s true. A true pimp [...]

From my friend Dan, a headline from the Associated Press:
“Grizzlies Get Gay for Battier”
It’s possible that their methods include the new “Eat the Hotdog” game on Myspace.  Okay, I promise that’s the last time I’ll mention those.  But really…”Eat the hot dog?”  What about some straight games like “Flirt with Girls” or “Watch Fear Factor” [...]

Now, I’m not going to bother to post a picture of it, but another one of those “click the mouse really fast and win a free* ringtone” games on Myspace was called “Fill your sack”.
Now really, this is just getting silly.  Although I guess it makes sense.  If you’re going to have a game about [...]

The picture below is taken from the “Defeat the General” sidebar ad on Myspace. You’ve probably seen it before, along with such perenial favorites as “Outwash the Blonde”, “Find the Exit” and “Pull the Carpet”.
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Now, maybe I’m reading too much into this, but am I the only one who [...]

So, a lot of things have been crossing my mind lately. For example: Why didn’t they make a sequel to Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever?  And doesn’t that sound more like an obscure record that some idiot DJ that hasn’t been laid in forever would own?
Okay, maybe not.
Also, I’ve never actually heard that one Nelly [...]