The picture below is taken from the “Defeat the General” sidebar ad on Myspace. You’ve probably seen it before, along with such perenial favorites as “Outwash the Blonde”, “Find the Exit” and “Pull the Carpet”.

Now, maybe I’m reading too much into this, but am I the only one who sees seriously gay overtones here? I mean, the “General” is trying to “blow” a “grenade” through a “long” “tube” and at the end it “explodes” and whomever it explodes on “loses” (and has the option of “trying again”).

Sickening. Just sickening.

For shame, Myspace, teaching our kids that way. Everyone knows that blowjobs don’t end with an explosion. They end with Jesus making you pregnant and then giving the baby gonorrhea .