From my friend Dan, a headline from the Associated Press:

“Grizzlies Get Gay for Battier”

It’s possible that their methods include the new “Eat the Hotdog” game on Myspace.  Okay, I promise that’s the last time I’ll mention those.  But really…”Eat the hot dog?”  What about some straight games like “Flirt with Girls” or “Watch Fear Factor” or “Squirm Uncomfortably At Thanksgiving Dinner When Your Gay Unkle Frank Talks About His ‘New Friend’”?

C’mon Tom.  Let’s have some equal opportunity here.