Hotel technology has come a long way. Gone, I’m guessing, are the days of hotels advertising “Color TV” and “Air conditioning”. Okay, hotels never actually advertised those things, motels did, but that’s what we call a “lead” in the business, and it’s a good one, so we’ll go with it.
The point is, our [...]

We’ll return to our regularly scheduled (read: boring fantasy football) programming soon….
I’m posting this from the lobby at the Westin Times Square. And while they share the same parent company, and they’re about 4 blocks from each other, the Westin Times Square is decidedly not the W Times Square. Now, I don’t mean [...]

It’s that time of year, folks.
Are you ready for some football?!
(And yes, I can hear the collective groan of my “audience” all the way over here. Hey, I’m a boy. I like football. Feel free to go read that Dooce chick if you wanna)
Last week I had my fantasy football draft. Given [...]

I haven’t actually seen anything past the intro, but apparently Jessica is back in the new season on Laguna Beach. According to the intro, she’s hooking up with some dude who “got hot this year”, which, of course, implies he’s still in highschool. Oh Jessica, you can do so much better.
Regardless, I haven’t [...]

So, on the one hand, we have this. Pluto, apparently, is no longer considered a planet. This, according to top research scientists, as reported by CNN.

Much-maligned Pluto doesn’t make the grade under the new rules for a planet: “a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass [...]

Peoples be ig’nant.
It’s just a fact of life. Most people have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about and talk completely out of their ass about 95% of the time. You just sort of learn to deal with it and move on.
Case in point: The whole NorCal/SoCal thing.
Most of my friends [...]

I’m, you know, fixing things.
And by “fixing things”, I obviously mean “breaking things”.

Now, I don’t really believe in discussing “personal” things over here at JeremyAbramson.com™. Some people use their blogs to complain about their significant others, or to tell the world what they’re up to, or just to vent about how they’re feeling that day. Call me old-fashioned, but I never felt that the Internet [...]

Recently I was watching Law and Order: SVU and drinking Bud Light (oh what, is it Saturday again?) and this underage murder suspect was duped into confessing her crime. Once she realized the things the detective had said to lead her to confess — and thereby dooming her to however many years in jail [...]

Everyone knows I love Laguna Beach. Heck, my website is the Unofficial Website of Jessica Smith’s Boobs! (Long time since you’ve heard that, eh?) I also love the beach. Imagine my surprise when I realized that ALEX M. FROM LAGUNA BEACH WAS PLAYING A CONCERT AT THIS YEAR’S MANHATTAN BEACH AVP [...]