I haven’t actually seen anything past the intro, but apparently Jessica is back in the new season on Laguna Beach. According to the intro, she’s hooking up with some dude who “got hot this year”, which, of course, implies he’s still in highschool. Oh Jessica, you can do so much better.

Regardless, I haven’t been this excited since Jack Noseworthy found Dr. Heisenberg on “Dead at 21″.

I’m sure we’ll have full coverage later. But hopefully her boobs won’t!

Zing!