Apparently there is a god. And he’s Asian.
How else would you explain going 1-3 last week? In my defense, I would have never actually gambled on any of those games (except, of course, the one I nailed, the Eagles-Niners game). High profile games like the Pats-Broncos? Steelers-Bengals? That emotional Monday [...]

Sorry about that little hiccup there. Like the complete idiot that I am, I let my domain registration lapse. But have no fear, trusty JeremyAbramson.com™ readers (all four of you), your number one site for boring and unfunny blogging is here to stay!
And in an attempt to make it up to you, I’m [...]

Fuckin’ Steelers.
I was one decent drive away from starting this season 7-1. Because the Steelers decided not to show up on Monday night (and because betting on football is retarded) I’m 6-2. Brian is nipping closely at my heels, at 5-3.
In order to try and gain any edge possible, [...]

Never one to pass up a good gimmick, Jeffy and I are starting a new weekly feature wherein I have to write 100 words or less about a song Jeff recommends, and Jeff has to write 100 words or less about a song I recommend. Who knows if it’ll be fun or not, but [...]

Perfection. It’s hard to top, isn’t it?
But we’re going to try, aren’t we? After a perfect 4-0 week against the spread, Brian and I are back with another round of picks. So kick the kids out of school, get a second on the house and call up your bookie. Or don’t…there’s [...]

I used to love movies. Back in the day, my friends and I — since there weren’t any girls around to make out with — used to spend entire weekends watching movies. We’d watch comedies, dramas, action flics. Mainstream movies and movies no one had ever heard of. We’d have themes, like [...]

I may be switching web hosts, so there’s a possibility JeremyAbramson.com™ will be down for a day or two.
Don’t you worry….we’ll be back soon enough with a bunch more content no one wants to read. Stay tuned.

Are you ready for some football?!
You may remember last year, when Jeff and I picked games throughout the season (you can see last year’s picks here). Well, we’re back with something similar, except this time it’s my friend Brian who’ll be going mano-a-mano with me. Brian’s a die-hard football fan, so it should [...]

So, exactly a week later, we’re hear discussing the VMAs. My take? I don’t really remember.
Honestly.
I didn’t catch large chunks of the show while I was there, and I obviously haven’t watched the thing on TV (although I don’t doubt it’s been on MTV nonstop since the show). Why is [...]

I’ll finish up the whole New York/VMA trip soon, but…
…Taco Bell, however long ago, put these little quips on their salsa packets. The first batch of them said things like “heads”, “tails”, “bike tires scare me”, and most notably (notably?) “you had me at taco”. After over a year of staring at the [...]