Since, as we saw, eHarmony.com thinks I’m unlovable, I decided to go a different route, and posted a personal ad on Craigslist. I was inspired by this advert, in the “Women for men” section. (That link will be dead in a week, but the ad is far too long to re-post here.)
I was [...]

Happy Pi day.
To celebrate, you should all get me a Chocolate Satin Pie from Marie Calenders. That seems fair.
Or just watch this.

I’ve been sick for the past week. I had the flu, which makes perfect sense, since it’s a). flu season, and b). I never bothered to get a flu shot. Now, while being sick isn’t any fun, the one thing that makes it downright unbearable is listening to people say, upon hearing of [...]

Everyone knows I’m a huge sports fan. My number one team is, of course, my beloved Sacramento Kings. And while they seem destined for another 15-year run of mediocrity — or worse — there are a select few of us true fans that hold out hope.
Of course, by “hope” I mean “Isiah [...]

I was bored, so I went and did eHarmony’s Bazillionty-dimensional Personality Profile thingee.
And I actually did it honestly. You know, like, not lying when it asks things like “I root for certain people to fail” or “I hit sometimes when I’m angry”.
Okay, I made that last one up, but I think it certainly should [...]

Let me be honest, right off the bat: I’ve never taken a women’s studies class.
Of course, one could also say I’ve never taken a men’s studies class either.
To that, one might then be inclined to reply, “Hey, you have taken a men’s study class. It’s called ‘history’”. And then there’s usually some [...]