This past weekend, my friend Amanda (and, weirdly enough, my completely-unrelated-friend Stacey) went to something called the “Bachelor’s Ball”. Apparently there have been one hundred some-odd of these things previously (this one was touted as the “103rd Annual”).
Now, I know absolutely nothing about it, or who puts it on, or where it was held, [...]

See? This isn’t about football. I promise.
I cannot, however, in good conscience, claim it’s any more interesting.
Regardless, here it is: The return of my Photo Gallery! And this time, I’m even going to use it!
No really. I’m going to upload a few more photo sets, and probably even add Gallery2 [...]

Remember, oh, 4 or 5 years ago, when you couldn’t get away from R&B songs with vaguely Asian sounding hooks? I don’t know if she started it, but I attribute (read: blame) this phenomenon on Missy Elliot’s (or, perhaps, Timbaland’s) Get Ur Freak On. This was followed by tracks from Tweet (also [...]

As I mentioned before, my friends started an online comedy network, with videos they’ve shot, edited, produced, etc. Well, the time has come, my friends….
Yes, Jeremy has made an appearance. Without further ado, I give you Jeremy Abramson, Draft Expert.
I think that acting career is really going to take off.

I’ve never been a particularly photogenic person. I blame my dad.
See, my dad’s an old photography guy. He used to have a dark room and everything (in an old Airstream trailer in the backyard, if I remember correctly). He’s actually quite good. He’s taken any number of competition-level photos. I [...]

Sorry about that little hiccup there. Like the complete idiot that I am, I let my domain registration lapse. But have no fear, trusty JeremyAbramson.com™ readers (all four of you), your number one site for boring and unfunny blogging is here to stay!
And in an attempt to make it up to you, I’m [...]

Never one to pass up a good gimmick, Jeffy and I are starting a new weekly feature wherein I have to write 100 words or less about a song Jeff recommends, and Jeff has to write 100 words or less about a song I recommend. Who knows if it’ll be fun or not, but [...]

So, exactly a week later, we’re hear discussing the VMAs. My take? I don’t really remember.
Honestly.
I didn’t catch large chunks of the show while I was there, and I obviously haven’t watched the thing on TV (although I don’t doubt it’s been on MTV nonstop since the show). Why is [...]

Not to go all Tyler Durden on you, but we’re all basically consumers. I admit it; I get a kick out of buying new shit and have, on occasion, bought something just to “have” it. One thing I’ve never had – and never really wanted to have – was an iPod. (Although [...]

Now, everyone knows that a playa loves to cuddle.
In fact, if you check the deleted scenes in American Pimp, you’ll see a scene where The Archbishop Don Magic Juan is tellin’ a bitch how he’s all about the spoonin’.
Okay, so I made that last part up. But it’s true. A true pimp [...]