Sorry about that little hiccup there. Like the complete idiot that I am, I let my domain registration lapse. But have no fear, trusty JeremyAbramson.com™ readers (all four of you), your number one site for boring and unfunny blogging is here to stay!
And in an attempt to make it up to you, I’m [...]

So, exactly a week later, we’re hear discussing the VMAs. My take? I don’t really remember.
Honestly.
I didn’t catch large chunks of the show while I was there, and I obviously haven’t watched the thing on TV (although I don’t doubt it’s been on MTV nonstop since the show). Why is [...]

I don’t wanna give too much away here, but let’s just clear two things up right off the bat:
1. Every day is my lucky day
and
2. I have entirely too much time on my hands.
Having said that, this is easily the stupidest site I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Regardless, [...]

So we all know British people are a bit kooky, right? I mean, first off, at least like 93% of British males are named “Nigel”, which is just a little weird. Then there’s that whole “throw another shrimp on the barby” line that I never quite understand.
Okay, so maybe that’s Australian. [...]

It’s a little weird to think that my stupid site has any sort of impact on anything. But, as I mentioned, this little experiment has the god-like ability to alter reality. Or, perhaps if not reality, at least I can change what happens when you search for something on Google. To whit, [...]

We all have different ideas of what is funny. I remember back in, oh, 1989ish, when the HA! Network first came out, they ran these series of promos wherein some goofy loud guy would describe and/or enact a bunch of things and say, “Is this funny? I don’t know! I’M ASKIN’!” [...]

This may come as a huge surprise to many of you, but as a kid, I didn’t exactly have a lot of what we’d call “friends”. As such, I ended up playing a lot of video games. The Round Table Pizza by the “Old Mall” (Chico being the thriving metropolis that it is, [...]

I tried to figure out the best way to explain all of this, but I give up. So I’ll just list the following just-barely-related facts:

I have a friend named Sam
Sam went to the same high school as Marc Cohn
Marc Cohn was shot in the head
I used to buy a lot of really, really [...]