The picture below is taken from the “Defeat the General” sidebar ad on Myspace. You’ve probably seen it before, along with such perenial favorites as “Outwash the Blonde”, “Find the Exit” and “Pull the Carpet”.

Now, maybe I’m reading too much into this, but am I the only one who sees seriously gay overtones here? [...]

I don’t wanna give too much away here, but let’s just clear two things up right off the bat:
1. Every day is my lucky day
and
2. I have entirely too much time on my hands.
Having said that, this is easily the stupidest site I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Regardless, [...]

So, I made this (with a little help).
Is it bad that I think it’s just about the funniest thing ever? (click for full size)

As we’ve been doing lately, here are some search terms people used to [somehow] end up at my little corner of the Internet:

“jessica smith laguna huge breasts“. Well, as the “Unofficial Site of the breasts of Jessica Smith“, would you expect any less? But at this point, I think it’s fair to say [...]

My first post of 2006! Whoo hoo!
I know, I know. It’s been awhile. I’m sorry.
This isn’t going to turn into a sports-only blog – I promise – but there have been a lot of sports-related things going on. Actually, there have been a lot of other-related things going on as well, [...]

Sigh. Week 17. Parting can be such sweet sorrow.
I didn’t really put a lot of thought into the picks this week, which is too bad. This is my last — unless I pick the playoff games, which I’ll probably do — chance to get above .500 for the season. [...]

So, my friend Katie has this expression where she says “[someone's name here], everbody!”. Like she’s MCing a show and the person in question just got off the stage after doing whatever schtick they do that makes them them. So, whenever I say something equal parts inane, inappropriate and nonsensical, she’ll say “Jeremy, [...]

I wrote the following a couple of months ago; after the fourth episode of this season’s O.C.

This past week’s O.C. was pretty signifigant. The series recovered nicely after an absolutely abysmal start to the third season — and this simply isn’t up for debate; the first three episodes of the season were fucking [...]

So, if I had to list my accomplishments, I’d have to say the following image ranks some where between getting my Masters in Computer Science from USC (above) and winning BOTH the “Challenge Of The Minds” tourney in 1996 and the UC Davis College Bowl tourney in 2001 (below).
You’ll be seeing a lot [...]

This…

…made me giggle. I mean, I had my suspicions, but now it’s confirmed. In the days of yore, they used the word “poop” to mean “Stern”. Which makes me wonder how awkward it must have been for old Gomer, Jebediah and Mildred Stern (or, you know, “Poop”) when they were in elementary [...]