Now, we all love Justine (especially if your name happens to be “Stern”). But I saw this picture, and it immediately made me go grab a CD I bought in, oh, 1995 or something.
I mean, tell me you don’t see the resemblence? I swear, if it was a billion little Justine’s running around [...]

So we all know British people are a bit kooky, right? I mean, first off, at least like 93% of British males are named “Nigel”, which is just a little weird. Then there’s that whole “throw another shrimp on the barby” line that I never quite understand.
Okay, so maybe that’s Australian. [...]

I have a friend named Ben. We all call him BennZ (for some reason, another of our group, Earl, decided that the Z should be in caps. I don’t know if anyone’s ever figured out why this is). These two facts make this…
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…a little more funny (as [...]

Wow.
I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve posted something here that wasn’t about football…so anyway, my fantasy team won this week.
Joking. Although they did win. And the football gods smiled upon me, as Deuce McCallister broke his leg or something, and he’s out for the season. (You may remember him as [...]

You may have noticed some slight changes here at jeremyabramson.com™. For one, we can now do polls, which an impressive EIGHT of you out there decided to participate in. (Okay, so it’s seven, since of of the votes is from me, but whatever. We’ll call it eight). So I’m sure after [...]

Not to get all Ice Cube on everyone, but today was a good day. An no, the fact that none of my assault rifles were discharged had nothing to do with it. I ventured to USC in order to pick up this…
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…and ended up with this as well:
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Having donned our shirts, Amy and I ventured to Hollywood. We got there a little late — in part because I actually stopped to listen to one of the guys selling mix tapes outside Hollywood and Highland — and ended up toward the back of the line that had already started forming at 4:50. [...]

I’m sorry.
I’ve been a very bad boy. I’m sure all six of you out there that read this were wondering what the hell was going on. Did Jeremy die? Did he get into a horribly disfiguring car accident? Did he just decide that his daily travails by no means warrant Internet [...]

It’s a little weird to think that my stupid site has any sort of impact on anything. But, as I mentioned, this little experiment has the god-like ability to alter reality. Or, perhaps if not reality, at least I can change what happens when you search for something on Google. To whit, [...]

We all have different ideas of what is funny. I remember back in, oh, 1989ish, when the HA! Network first came out, they ran these series of promos wherein some goofy loud guy would describe and/or enact a bunch of things and say, “Is this funny? I don’t know! I’M ASKIN’!” [...]