See? This isn’t about football. I promise.
I cannot, however, in good conscience, claim it’s any more interesting.
Regardless, here it is: The return of my Photo Gallery! And this time, I’m even going to use it!
No really. I’m going to upload a few more photo sets, and probably even add Gallery2 [...]

I’ve never been a particularly photogenic person. I blame my dad.
See, my dad’s an old photography guy. He used to have a dark room and everything (in an old Airstream trailer in the backyard, if I remember correctly). He’s actually quite good. He’s taken any number of competition-level photos. I [...]

Not to go all Tyler Durden on you, but we’re all basically consumers. I admit it; I get a kick out of buying new shit and have, on occasion, bought something just to “have” it. One thing I’ve never had – and never really wanted to have – was an iPod. (Although [...]

Now, everyone knows that a playa loves to cuddle.
In fact, if you check the deleted scenes in American Pimp, you’ll see a scene where The Archbishop Don Magic Juan is tellin’ a bitch how he’s all about the spoonin’.
Okay, so I made that last part up. But it’s true. A true pimp [...]

The picture below is taken from the “Defeat the General” sidebar ad on Myspace. You’ve probably seen it before, along with such perenial favorites as “Outwash the Blonde”, “Find the Exit” and “Pull the Carpet”.
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So, I made this (with a little help).
Is it bad that I think it’s just about the funniest thing ever? (click for full size)

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As we’ve been doing lately, here are some search terms people used to [somehow] end up at my little corner of the Internet:

“jessica smith laguna huge breasts“. Well, as the “Unofficial Site of the breasts of Jessica Smith“, would you expect any less? But at this point, I think it’s fair to say [...]

My first post of 2006! Whoo hoo!
I know, I know. It’s been awhile. I’m sorry.
This isn’t going to turn into a sports-only blog – I promise – but there have been a lot of sports-related things going on. Actually, there have been a lot of other-related things going on as well, [...]

Sigh. Week 17. Parting can be such sweet sorrow.
I didn’t really put a lot of thought into the picks this week, which is too bad. This is my last — unless I pick the playoff games, which I’ll probably do — chance to get above .500 for the season. [...]

So, my friend Katie has this expression where she says “[someone's name here], everbody!”. Like she’s MCing a show and the person in question just got off the stage after doing whatever schtick they do that makes them them. So, whenever I say something equal parts inane, inappropriate and nonsensical, she’ll say “Jeremy, [...]