I wrote the following a couple of months ago; after the fourth episode of this season’s O.C.

This past week’s O.C. was pretty signifigant. The series recovered nicely after an absolutely abysmal start to the third season — and this simply isn’t up for debate; the first three episodes of the season were fucking [...]

So, if I had to list my accomplishments, I’d have to say the following image ranks some where between getting my Masters in Computer Science from USC (above) and winning BOTH the “Challenge Of The Minds” tourney in 1996 and the UC Davis College Bowl tourney in 2001 (below).
You’ll be seeing a lot [...]

This…
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…made me giggle. I mean, I had my suspicions, but now it’s confirmed. In the days of yore, they used the word “poop” to mean “Stern”. Which makes me wonder how awkward it must have been for old Gomer, Jebediah and Mildred [...]

Now, we all love Justine (especially if your name happens to be “Stern”). But I saw this picture, and it immediately made me go grab a CD I bought in, oh, 1995 or something.
I mean, tell me you don’t see the resemblence? I swear, if it was a billion little Justine’s running around [...]

I have a friend named Ben. We all call him BennZ (for some reason, another of our group, Earl, decided that the Z should be in caps. I don’t know if anyone’s ever figured out why this is). These two facts make this…
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…a little more funny (as [...]

Wow.
I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve posted something here that wasn’t about football…so anyway, my fantasy team won this week.
Joking. Although they did win. And the football gods smiled upon me, as Deuce McCallister broke his leg or something, and he’s out for the season. (You may remember him as [...]

You may have noticed some slight changes here at jeremyabramson.com™. For one, we can now do polls, which an impressive EIGHT of you out there decided to participate in. (Okay, so it’s seven, since of of the votes is from me, but whatever. We’ll call it eight). So I’m sure after [...]

Not to get all Ice Cube on everyone, but today was a good day. An no, the fact that none of my assault rifles were discharged had nothing to do with it. I ventured to USC in order to pick up this…
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…and ended up with this as well:
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I’m sorry.
I’ve been a very bad boy. I’m sure all six of you out there that read this were wondering what the hell was going on. Did Jeremy die? Did he get into a horribly disfiguring car accident? Did he just decide that his daily travails by no means warrant Internet [...]

We all have different ideas of what is funny. I remember back in, oh, 1989ish, when the HA! Network first came out, they ran these series of promos wherein some goofy loud guy would describe and/or enact a bunch of things and say, “Is this funny? I don’t know! I’M ASKIN’!” [...]