Everyone knows I’m a huge sports fan. My number one team is, of course, my beloved Sacramento Kings. And while they seem destined for another 15-year run of mediocrity — or worse — there are a select few of us true fans that hold out hope.
Of course, by “hope” I mean “Isiah [...]

Championship weekend was not kind to Brian and I. First off, we both took the collar, going 0-2 with picks. Secondly, the games meant we had to spend two weeks listening to stories about Peyton Manning and monkeys and backs and black coaches and Rex Grossman and all of that crap, when we [...]

What a week, eh?
I can’t remember ever being so disappointed at so many “good” games. All the games, in one way or another, were close. And I wouldn’t say that any of them were “good”. Neither the Ravens nor the Colts could get in the endzone. The Patriots won, but played [...]

We’re back with the second week of the playoffs. The big question on everyone’s mind, of course, is whether or not I can continue my streak of 3-1 weeks. This week’s slate is rough though. Seems like the only gimme is the Bears. But I guess that’s why the play the [...]

Like a pat of butter — or a zit on a fat girl’s stomach — we’re on a roll.
So far the playoffs have been good to both Brian and I, as we went 3-1 picking an indentical slate. We got lucky (the Cowboys covered, but lost) and unlucky (the Eagles won, but failed to [...]

We’re back!
It’s playoff time here at JeremyAbramson.com™, and we’re going to stop slacking (as per our new year’s resolution) and provide you with picks for every game. And I know I’ve said this before, but on Monday (or even Sunday), we’re going to give you an updated standings table, so you can follow how [...]

So, we’re in the home stretch now. These are important games for many reasons, not the least of which is that it’s playoff season for most Fantasy Football league.
At any rate, there are a couple of non-football related posts coming up soon. Try and contain your excitement.
On to the picks!

Dolphins at [...]

We’ll cover records and the past couple of weeks soon. Suffice it to say that: a). No one is reading this anymore, b). Betting on football — even if you’re not really betting — is stupid.
On to the stupidity!

Saints at Cowboys (-6.5)

Jeremy: This is just one of those seasons, eh? I know you [...]

(Editor’s note: Due the immense laziness of your humble narrator, I never posted the actual pics from week 13. Or, actually, I did, under the title “placeholder”. Just so you know this is all on the up and up, I’ve left that post here, along with Brian’s picks, which were sent to me [...]

Happy Thanksgiving!
In order to make up for being a lazy bastard — more on this later — I’m going to pick every game this week! Well, every game except the three that already happened. Oops, sorry aboot that. The first four picks would be the ones that count for my head-to-head with [...]