Sigh. Week 17. Parting can be such sweet sorrow.
I didn’t really put a lot of thought into the picks this week, which is too bad. This is my last — unless I pick the playoff games, which I’ll probably do — chance to get above .500 for the season. [...]

So Jeffy is still busy, and Sam is busy on his “Hey, I’m a Jew / NorCal ‘05″ Tour, so it looks like I’m all by myself this week as far as picks are concerned. And I know things have been slow here this past week, but don’t worry. We’ll catch up soon [...]

Jeffy has been very busy with minor shit like “working” and “making money” so the picks have been spotty at best these past couple of weeks. But have no fear, loyal JeremyAbramson.com™ reader, we have a super special guest-picker in this week.
Yes, that’s right…our own Sam Greenspan (dot com) is taking his turn picking [...]

Now, I’m a boy. As such, I like sports (appologies to Brian Jensen here). The thing is, my whacked out brain likes sports in a sort of, well, whacked out way. Like, the sort of way that makes me wonder if anyone else remembers Ron Brown, when he used to play for [...]

We’re back like vertebrae this week, with a special twist: Jeffy is making his picks in Haiku form. Of course, that reminds me a bit of Gregg Easterbrook, who used to write the slightly-amusing “Tuesday Morning Quarterback” column for ESPN.com’s Page 2, and was subsequently fired for hating Jews or something. Now, I’m [...]

Both Jeffy and I feel bad about not having any picks last week. Jeffy is offering, by way of apology, his first ever Mascot Power Rankings. For those of you that don’t read ESPN.com religiously / live in a cave, ESPN does weekly Power Rankings of most major sports. So on with [...]

…perhaps without the triumph.
So, after a two-week hiatus, we returned with the Football Picks, only for me to go 2-2. Whoopdee-freakin’-do. Of course I fared better than Jeffy, who showed a little rust from the layoff, and went 0-4. This brings my overall record to a disappointing 15-17 (under .500 and far [...]

So, I have a lot of explaining to do. I swear I’ll do it. Later. For now, let me just say that it’s a sobering moment when you realize you’re almost 28, you have a Masters Degree, and you have to pick up your pants after a piss with two $3.99 champagne [...]

No picks this week. Probably because Jeffy was busy and I completely forgot. Needless to say, I’m sure this was the week where I would have made my triumphant return to above-.500 land. Whatever.
We’ll be back next week.
(A special “fuck you” to Dick Vermiel for completely screwing up my fantasy [...]

This is the after-halloween hangover edition. Enjoy.
Jeremy and Jeffy’s Week #8 NFL Picks

Redskins at Giants (-2)

Jeremy: Eli Manning is god. Apparently, he’s some combination of Joe Montana, Brett Favre, Eric Clapton and Bill Paxton from Navy Seals. Or, you know, he’s a second year QB with some skills. Either way.
Still, I [...]