For those of you out of the proverbial loop, I’m in lovely (read: freezing) Austin, Texas right now. The ostensible reason for the trip was to try out of VH1’s World Series of Pop Culture, but I also have a friend who lives here and I’d never been to Austin. Now that I [...]

Sorry about that little hiccup there. Like the complete idiot that I am, I let my domain registration lapse. But have no fear, trusty JeremyAbramson.com™ readers (all four of you), your number one site for boring and unfunny blogging is here to stay!
And in an attempt to make it up to you, I’m [...]

Finally! After long last, it’s the return of JeremyAbramson.com™ presents: The Real World Ultimate Hump List! I know you’ve been waiting for it! Don’t worry, the rest of the list will follow soon.
In case you need to catch up with the rest of the list:
Numbers 58 - 51, plus [...]

We’re back with the next installment of JeremyAbramson.com™ presents: The Real World, Ultimate Hump List.
Check out numbers 58-51, plus the rules, here.
Check out numbers 50-41 here.
40. Irene Berrera-Kearns, Los Angeles (Season 2)
In one of the strangest casting decisions ever, the genuises at Bunim-Murray decided to cast a freakin’ cop in LA. [...]

(Editor’s note: At the urging of Jeffy I’ve added pictures, and links to the season for each cast member. So go ahead and check the older post out again, if you didn’t remember who some of those people were. Also, I changed Montana’s ranking, moving her down one spot to 57th, and I [...]

I’ve always had a soft spot for the Real World. I remember watching the first season at my grandparents place in Florida, back in 1992 (Chico cable didn’t unclude MTV until around 3 years later, just in time for the San Fransisco season). I was completely blown away.
I’ve been pretty much [...]

As we’ve been doing lately, here are some search terms people used to [somehow] end up at my little corner of the Internet:

“jessica smith laguna huge breasts“. Well, as the “Unofficial Site of the breasts of Jessica Smith“, would you expect any less? But at this point, I think it’s fair to say [...]

So, my friend Katie has this expression where she says “[someone's name here], everbody!”. Like she’s MCing a show and the person in question just got off the stage after doing whatever schtick they do that makes them them. So, whenever I say something equal parts inane, inappropriate and nonsensical, she’ll say “Jeremy, [...]

I wrote the following a couple of months ago; after the fourth episode of this season’s O.C.

This past week’s O.C. was pretty signifigant. The series recovered nicely after an absolutely abysmal start to the third season — and this simply isn’t up for debate; the first three episodes of the season were fucking [...]

Now, I know it’s not quite the ballsack-slappy motion animated .gif picture, but I think the fact that my site is the first to come up when you google for “laguna beach drinking game” is pretty darn cool. (If you missed that post, it’s right here. And didja notice how I slipped the exact [...]