What can be said about this? What? This makes the whole “Jason and Kristin macking on each other at the MTV VMA’s” thing even better. And poor, poor Dieter. Don’t you think he wants to kill himself right now? So he’s totally into Jessica in season one (remember the “Jess, [...]

Is it bad that if I had to list my accomplishments over the past month or so, the fact that someone actually googled “Jessica Laguna Beach Tits” and found my website would be somewhere in the top 5?
I mean, that’s not too bad of an indictment on my life, is it?
People also have [...]

You may have noticed some slight changes here at jeremyabramson.com™. For one, we can now do polls, which an impressive EIGHT of you out there decided to participate in. (Okay, so it’s seven, since of of the votes is from me, but whatever. We’ll call it eight). So I’m sure after [...]

We’re actually going to cover this topic in a little more detail, but for now, I ask you:
Bigger sign of the apocalypse:
1. This?
or.
2. This?
Or, if you like, I present you with the first poll here at JeremyAbramson.com™! Let the world rejoice!

(all links blatantly stolen from Sports Guy World. Sue me)

In honor of the most wonderful show ever, Laguna Beach, I hereby present to you:
The Laguna Beach Drinking Game!
Number of players: One to as many as you can cram in front of a TV.
Needed Accessories: Each person needs an alcoholic beverage, and there’s a big container in the middle, a la Kings Cup. [...]

Okay, so what’s up with The O.C.? I mean, I admit, I got on board a little late here (I didn’t see a single episode until around 2/3s of the way through season 2) but still, this is getting a little out of hand. We all dug season 1, because it seemed fresh, [...]

Having donned our shirts, Amy and I ventured to Hollywood. We got there a little late — in part because I actually stopped to listen to one of the guys selling mix tapes outside Hollywood and Highland — and ended up toward the back of the line that had already started forming at 4:50. [...]

I’m sorry.
I’ve been a very bad boy. I’m sure all six of you out there that read this were wondering what the hell was going on. Did Jeremy die? Did he get into a horribly disfiguring car accident? Did he just decide that his daily travails by no means warrant Internet [...]

We all have different ideas of what is funny. I remember back in, oh, 1989ish, when the HA! Network first came out, they ran these series of promos wherein some goofy loud guy would describe and/or enact a bunch of things and say, “Is this funny? I don’t know! I’M ASKIN’!” [...]

I don’t really know what to say about this, other than if I didn’t have a TV tuner card — and thereby the ability to record television shows to my computer at the touch of a button — you’d never be subjected to things like this.
Having said that, I’m sure if you’re checking out [...]